Welcome to New Jersey 
It's late at night and you're far from home 
Your radio's on and you're driving alone 
Until a sign looms from to gloom 
The words on that sign are the words to your tomb 
It says New Jersey 

Shining lights 
Bloody face 
Rabid dog 
Can of mace 
He's from New Jersey 

Out in the woods, you're cuffed to a tree 
The end of my gun is the last thing you'll see 
I go through your wallet I take all your cash 
Your car I destroy your body I smash 
My maniac urges I simply can't stop 
The funny thing is I'm not even a cop 
Welcome to New Jersey 

Shining lights 
Bloody face 
Rabid dog 
Can of mace 
He's from New Jersey 
Welcome to New Jersey 
I hope you enjoy your stay 
Welcome