I got armor piercing bullets in my Taurus '92 
It's fully locked and loaded and it's waiting just for you 
A nickel plated magnum with the custom fitted grips 
A fully auto AK with the big banana clip 
A .45 baretta with an extra magazine 
A sawed of riot shotgun and the mighty M-16 
A back up Colt .380 that I keep inside my sock 
All my guns are so much fun I love them like my cock 

My 3rd leg is my savior 
My 3rd leg's like a son 
My 3rd leg is my master 
My 3rd leg is my gun 

I've got confiscated weapons from a hundred bogus busts 
That wait for me when I get home to satisfy my lust 
I feel their barrel close to mine it's making me erupt 
It's so good to be a cop so good to be corrupt 

My 3rd leg is my savior 
My 3rd leg's like a son 
My 3rd leg is my master 
My 3rd leg is my gun