Out on the streets, I'm looking for some crack 
I got a pipe in my mouth and a body in the back 
So I call the paddy wagon and ram it up her shitter 

Paddy wagon rape, I can't get a date 
Paddy wagon rape, we are working late 

Get on the horn gotta call up the boys 
The paddy wagon's rockin', she's makin' lots of noise 
So I give the bitch a kiss I give her titty a rub 
Yeah the guys really loose it when I fuck her with my club 

So climb aboard 
There's always room for more 

Paddy wagon rape, I can't get a date 
Paddy wagon rape, we are working late 

Cheered on by my buddies I slam at her vadge 
Hell I can't believe that they gave me a badge 

(I put a whippin' on her cunt and a hurtin' on her ass) 
(No ? - Bitch) 

So climb aboard, there's always room for more 

Paddy wagon rape, I can't get a date 
Paddy wagon rape, we are working late