I Loved You and You Know It 
So I Wrote a Song Just Like Farley Mowat 
For a Little While I Was Your Dual Lover 
I Knew This Would Happen One Way Or Another 

Looks Like I'm Getting Ready to Swim 
The Chances of Him Walking the Plank 
Are Looking Pretty Slim 

Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
And It Doesn't Look Like This Boat's Gonna Float 
Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
And It Won't Float 

She Said, "I Hope You Have Some Agility," 
"I Hope You Have Some Aquatic Ability." 
We All Know This Is Your Ship, My Dear 
So Don't Say a Word, It's Perfectly Clear 

I've Got My Suit On, I'm Going in 
With a Heart As Fragile As Mine 
Why Did We Even Begin? 

Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
And It Doesn't Look Like This Boat's Gonna Float 
Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
And It Won't Float 

I've Found New Days of Sunshine 
I've Found New Days of Sunshine 
I've Found New Days of Sunshine 

Looks Like We're in For Nasty Weather 
But If You're Meant to Be 
Then You'll Stick Together 
Don't Come Crying to Me 
When Your Horizons Turn Dark and Gray, Babe 

Because I've Found New Days of Sunshine 
I've Found New Days of Sunshine 
I've Found New Days of Sunshine 

Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
And It Doesn't Look Like This Boat's Gonna Float 
Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
And It Won't Float 

Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
Cause There's Three of Us in a Boat 
And It Won't Float